Monday 15 November 2010

Toothless Afghani -1-

Dear TOM,

It's not funny when you keep talking about wanting to marry an Afghani woman. It makes my blood boil and I just want to rip every hair on your head!

I've decided however that if you choose to go down this path, its not a problem cos I'll kill her and your mum can kill you cos you KNOW I'm too cute to serve two life sentences.

Yours,

Duchess

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