Dear TOM,
It's not funny when you keep talking about wanting to marry an Afghani woman. It makes my blood boil and I just want to rip every hair on your head!
I've decided however that if you choose to go down this path, its not a problem cos I'll kill her and your mum can kill you cos you KNOW I'm too cute to serve two life sentences.
Yours,
Duchess
Showing posts with label Letter to my beloved. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Letter to my beloved. Show all posts
Monday, 15 November 2010
Dear TOM
Dear TOM,
Whenever I am angry with you and I am sulking, it is not sufficient for you to keep saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry". NO! Do you even know WHY you are sorry? What's to stop you from doing it again in future?
So, whenever I am angry with you, you listen attentively to what it is you have done wrong and THEN after thoroughly understanding my reasons for getting angry/upset, you apologise.
You do not give me that one raised eye brow thing that you know makes me weak and causes me to loose my reasoning in the middle of my well thought out speech dammit!
Duchess
Whenever I am angry with you and I am sulking, it is not sufficient for you to keep saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry". NO! Do you even know WHY you are sorry? What's to stop you from doing it again in future?
So, whenever I am angry with you, you listen attentively to what it is you have done wrong and THEN after thoroughly understanding my reasons for getting angry/upset, you apologise.
You do not give me that one raised eye brow thing that you know makes me weak and causes me to loose my reasoning in the middle of my well thought out speech dammit!
Duchess
Dear TOM
Dear TOM,
When you take a woman shopping, you don't EVER EVER guess the wrong size (ie make her bigger than she is)! If you don't know, its ALWAYS safer to guess the smallest size on the rack and if your wife takes a bigger size FEIGN surprise if you have to, all the while saying "are you sure that's not too big?"...actually that's equally as insulting. Ok Dear TOM, unless you wake up tomorrow and find me to be a size zero, never look at the size of my clothing when we go shopping.
Duchess
When you take a woman shopping, you don't EVER EVER guess the wrong size (ie make her bigger than she is)! If you don't know, its ALWAYS safer to guess the smallest size on the rack and if your wife takes a bigger size FEIGN surprise if you have to, all the while saying "are you sure that's not too big?"...actually that's equally as insulting. Ok Dear TOM, unless you wake up tomorrow and find me to be a size zero, never look at the size of my clothing when we go shopping.
Duchess
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)